[edited 27/6/06]

according to my mum, me and qiling are brokebacking.
WHAHAHA!

if she does witnessed how i snap and hurl insults at her incessantly, she would definitely think otherwise.

but that's not the point. we met early in the morning to have breakfast at coffee bean and also to squeeze some econs theories and policies into an already very puny brain.

after a hearty breakfast with free tea refills, we got tired of our econs notes and started wandering (no! we ain't shopping!) about in westmall when our econs paper was just 2 hours away.

but one of the main highlight is an mini incident with a MALE security guard in a FEMALE toilet.

so this is how it goes:
i went to the toilet and discovered the most twit-tish vandalism in the entire world and it was so hilarious that i was peeing and laughing simultaneously. so i went back to coffeebean to share the joy with qiling. so we lugged our cameras and trudged, no! i think we ran to the toilet and it was packed with some shatec students. we ignored their presence and rushed to the cubicle with the most agonising emotional imprints. we then went to other numerous cubicles and snapped down various pictures. suddenly, we saw a huge bulky shadow looming behind us and the aura was ominous.

the guy was bald and huge with a bulging stomach. he was wearing a uniform with the word "security" printed on it. his voice was threatening as he bellowed and grunted.

HIM: girls! what do you think you are doing? playing with cameras some more!

we were in state of euphoria but also in dismay and shock. we did not know what to do so we took our legs and ran out of the toilet.

definitely embarrassing but lotsa fun! :D

we should've ask him what he's doing in a FEMALE toilet. irks

so this is what we have taken in the toilet.

it reads: i need tym tuuh ferget yoos tt Haiis, i once lubbx euu shoo muchiie butt euu, Haiis. Dreams no cum true (and 3 chinese words)

translated: now that you are gone, i just need time to forget how i used to love you so much. dreams don't come true.

we felt quite mean cos' we could vaguely see that girls emotional turmoil when she wrote it but it's TOO MUCH! her language was way way off our league.

there's one vandalism that reads: Jesus saves. come to my temple. da po gong (a chi god) loves you. save us.

and yes! someone wrote, "i love sex"

there was a thousand 'rox', 'sux', 'call this no. for free sex' and 'xx lubbb yy'. it was a pretty hilarious sight.

when i was on bus 67 to qiling's hse, karwai looked at me with big wide eye, almost in exclaimed that i am not treading my way home since it's common test period. (a very instinctive reaction!)

my sis and i. and yes, i was an accident.

WARNING:

this records only a typical mugging session before an exam for the nj art fac students in a01. so parents out there, nj is still keeping the trend. don't worry.